Who is Pepe-gopnik?
Pepe who knows the holy three stripes, sunflower seeds and stairwell philosophy. He jokes, but keeps his word — especially when it’s about TON.
We don’t promise the moon — we turn the yard reality into meme-power.
Two quick stories
Story #1. Pepe saw “to the moon” on his feed. Took off his shades: “Where to fly? My route is Yard → DEX → Yard.” Still flew — on hype.
Story #2. Someone asked: “So many X as there are stripes?” Pepe: “It’s not the stripes — it’s who wears them.” Then he dropped another tweet.